I did have just a wee bit o' fun with this one!

She lustily sighed "Oh, please just one more"
Enviously eying the one she adored
Oozing with avarice and enormous greed
Her hand lazily reached over with a hungry need
Only to be met with a fierce hot anger
Refusing to admit her crumby fatal flaw
Of caloric intake beyond all awe
No wonder she cannot fit into her tiny size six
Those VooDoo Doughnuts got her into this fix.
http://voodoodoughnut.com/"It's all their fault!"