Some mothers have said:
"Elbows off the table
I'm not amused
Eat your veggies
Eat your fruit
NO!
You're not excused
Finish your dinner
Clean your plate
Use your fork
Don't waste food
NO!
You cannot stay up late
Think of all the starving children
In Kuwait
In China
In India
NO!
Sit up straight"
Meanwhile the child is thinking:
"Thank god we're vegetarians
Just think how I'd look if I ate meat....
hmmm that could be neat...."
Thanks to Tess Kincaid for this challenging image
by Klaus Enrique Gerdes
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